Feb. 4th, 2003

neverwhere: (I'm so cute)
The secret of yesterday's entry: I didn't really have anything to say, so I thought I would find out how many people would reply to a post with absolutely no content whatsoever. A rather successful experiment, I think. *giggles*


For the love of god, will somebody PLEASE tell me why David Hasslehoff is a star. Any explanation'll do, because I sure as hell can't figure it out. (He made a deal with the devil, I just know it. There's no other explanation!) I just sat through 2 1/2 hours of him pretending to be a musical theatre actor in the new Broadway show Jekyll and Hyde, and quite frankly, I feel nauseous. I had borrowed the dvd from a friend because I knew a few of the songs from the show and liked them, but had never seen the production. I groaned as soon as I saw that David was in it, but I tried not to think about it. Unfortunately, his atrocious acting and even worse singing wouldn't let me forget -- he has the most obnoxious vibrato, the laziest diction (*nothing* excuses him from ruining a great song by singing 'This is the Moh-MANT!' instead of 'Moment', arrrghhhhhhh), and he kept putting his hands in these weird 'claw' positions to indicate fear/distress/anger/etc. It was just obscene! Thank god the two female leads were excellent, they really saved the production, although the entire cast (and director) is at fault for not even trying to do an English accent. The story is set in LONDON for fucksake, not Ohio! If it weren't for the occasional 'bloody' and references to the East End any audience member would *swear* it was set in America. David was of course the worst offender of all, what with his appalling accent standing out even more when he's singing. (Ugh ugh ugh.)
I was really disappointed by the entire show, I was hoping I'd enjoy it because I do like the few songs I've heard (I'd only ever heard them played just on the piano), but I can honestly say this is the first musical I've ever seen where the songs work better out of context than in the actual production. Very sad.


Does anyone want to come see Zip! -- 100 musicals in 90 minutes with me? Or perhaps Anything Goes with the fabulous (and gorgeous) John Barrowman in the lead? I haven't seen a musical in months, I feel it's about time. It's what I do after all. *grins*
Hmmm. I suppose I should see Les Miserables again before they close. Dammit, why are they closing, I haven't been a Lovely Lady yet! I know they want me, they just don't realize it yet. Of course, I suppose that could be said about just about anyone. ;-)


Everyone! You simply must go HERE and see [livejournal.com profile] ixwin's wonderful Filk versions of songs from the Buffy musical as sung by LOTR characters. Sure, she hasn't added me to her friends list, but I won't hold that against her, as she's such a talent. *grins and winks playfully*




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'You feel like you have to pretend to be happy'... Yes, I do. Not all the time, but quite often. I'm the bounceyhappycheerful one after all. And I don't mind that. Not really. I'd much rather be cheerful than sad and lonely. So even if I pretend, I can still try and convince myself, as well as others.

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