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I haven't written for several days again, does that make you forget about me, or miss me when I'm gone? Either way, I have lots to say today. *grins*


Kingdom Hearts has been vanquished! And no, I didn't play through the night twice in a row and watch the sun rise while kicking daemon butt. Why do you ask? *whistles innocently* ;-)


American Idol -- for the love of all things holy, will someone please tell me what that godawful cow Carmen is still doing in the competition? She can't sing! Everybody knows she can't sing! Arrrgghhh.
I was really unhappy with last weeks show, because I absolutely love Billy Joel, and I thought all the contestants butchered my favourite songs. Yes, even Clay wasn't above reproach. His and Kimberly Locke's versions were the best, but they weren't brilliant. I cringed all through Carmen and Josh's songs (Piano Man has been my most beloved song since I can remember, and I hated his passionless, shouty version. Sigh.) and wanted to hurl things at the judges -- does Randy Jackson even know any other words than 'dawg' and 'You did your thing, yo'? And what does that even mean? That is not a critique! *kicks him* Let's just hope by the end of the competition somebody tells Paula to stop giving empty platitudes and stuffs a gag in Randy's mouth. (Oh dear, did I just give the Idolslashers some fanfic fodder? Eeep. *giggles*)


[Pimp Mode Engaged] nose_fetish -- Be a pervy nose fancier and join today! Men with big noses, women with unique noses, bent noses, crooked noses...come worship the most underrated yet undeniably sexy attribute, the nose! [/Pimping]


It has come to my attention that I am exceedingly popular. Go me! *laughs*
I've made so many friends in the past few days, it's so exciting! Say hello to all these amazingly cool people: soupytwist, cabellicious, randytweed, ruthybee, _iscariot, midgewood58, nerdcakes, lady_greenleaf, squeetard (definitely a long lost twin) and lord_alexander, who might have to fight jrivka for the title of Nevvie's Spankpuppet, as she is a very naughty girl, and enjoys flaunting her status as a confirmed SubSlut. *chuckles* ;-)


Why oh why am I not this adored in the 'real' world? I am so astoundingly brilliant after all. I deserve all the love and attention (not to mention cuddles, snogs, gropes and other fun things) that life has to offer! Give it to me NOW! *Veruca Salt tantrum*

Ahem. *regains composure*

I'm sorry, where was I? :)