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trakkie FOR BUYING ME A PAID ACCOUNT!!!!!
Aaaaaahhhh! *runs around in frantic circles screaming with joy* :D
I can't believe you did such a wonderfully sweet thing! My friends really are brilliant. :) Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou :)
Now that I have the paid accounty goodness, expect lots of polls and entreaties to send me text messages, and any other fun things I can do now. You have been warned. *grins*
I'm going to be re-doing the icons I made, now thatninglor has absolutely shamed me with my paltry efforts -- or rather I will, as soon as paintshop decides to start working again. For some reason it refuses to acknolwedge existance my beautiful plugins, and screws up even the simplest thing like puting text on a picture; if I try to delete the text it deletes the entire picture instead. Stupid piece of rubbish. *kicks it*
I'm still ill. This bloody cough refuses to go away, and my head feels like it's going to explode. In fact, it seems just about everyone is ill. Is this conclusive evidence that germs can be spread through the internet? Surely this is an unchartered field of medical science, and needs looking into. *grins*
Here is a very silly little story the marvelloustrianne wrote for me, isn't she sweet? Yes, she is. And a sick puppy too. Heh. Gotta love her. ;-)
A phone conversation between Sean Bean and Mr.Bean
Sean: Bean? This is Bean. I've been thinking..
Mr.Bean: (mumbling, of course)Have you? I see..
Sean: I must have you, Bean. Whenever I think of you with that turkey on your head I get such a -
Mr.Bean: (mumbling) A hankering for cranberry sauce? snort
Sean: No, you idiot. I get a hard on just thinking about-
Mr. Bean: Stuffing?
Sean: (groans softly) Oh, I love it when you talk dirty, Bean...
Mr. Bean: So you want to roast my chestnuts, do you? Snort.
(there is rather a long silence..)
Sean: It's okay, Bean. I've managed it on my own. Catch you next time, you dirty vixen.. growl
Mr. Bean (puts phone down, gurneys in typical Mr. Bean fashion..) Mmmmm. Will I die a virgin, then? Seems like it. Oh fuck....
The End
*applauds and cheers* Thanks Trinny! *smooooooooch*
And speaking of Trinny dearest, I read some of her fanfiction today, and laughed myself silly. I don't normally like fanfiction, because I usually find it to be poorly written, melodramatic garbage, but I do appreciate anything that can make me laugh. And she certainly does that. *G*
While we're on the subject, can somebody please give me a crash course in fanfic abbreviastions. The last time I seriously read any was at university whenashfae introduced me to some fantastic Ranma 1/2 stories (I still remember Ill Met By Starlight and Hearts of Ice as being particularly brilliant), and the only fanfic specifc term I think I ever recall seeing was 'lemon' or 'lemon scented', and I dont even see that anymore. Can someone please explain what AU, PWP, OTP or any of the other myriad of abbreviations mean? I tried looking them up at fanfiction.net and a few other places but everyone seems to assume you already know what they are. I hate feeling like an ignorant newbie. Ugh.
You know you want to vote for my Irish honey and future ROCK GOD Keith Semple. I don't really want him in the boy band, because he is just screaming out to be lead singer in a rock group, but I think it would be good for the music industry to see that the public wants more than weedy voiced pretty boys in a band, and there's more to making records than just spiking your hair and smiling inanely as you lip sync your rubbish pop tune. It's Keith all the way baby! :D
I nearly forgot to mention, I have new friends to introduce -- please say hello toezzyangel, colours, and my beautiful and talented clone whom I adore so very much, llanerch! Yayyy!
I think this journal entry is long enough, don't you? :)
trakkie FOR BUYING ME A PAID ACCOUNT!!!!!Aaaaaahhhh! *runs around in frantic circles screaming with joy* :D
I can't believe you did such a wonderfully sweet thing! My friends really are brilliant. :) Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou :)
Now that I have the paid accounty goodness, expect lots of polls and entreaties to send me text messages, and any other fun things I can do now. You have been warned. *grins*
I'm going to be re-doing the icons I made, now that
ninglor has absolutely shamed me with my paltry efforts -- or rather I will, as soon as paintshop decides to start working again. For some reason it refuses to acknolwedge existance my beautiful plugins, and screws up even the simplest thing like puting text on a picture; if I try to delete the text it deletes the entire picture instead. Stupid piece of rubbish. *kicks it*I'm still ill. This bloody cough refuses to go away, and my head feels like it's going to explode. In fact, it seems just about everyone is ill. Is this conclusive evidence that germs can be spread through the internet? Surely this is an unchartered field of medical science, and needs looking into. *grins*
Here is a very silly little story the marvellous
trianne wrote for me, isn't she sweet? Yes, she is. And a sick puppy too. Heh. Gotta love her. ;-)A phone conversation between Sean Bean and Mr.Bean
Sean: Bean? This is Bean. I've been thinking..
Mr.Bean: (mumbling, of course)Have you? I see..
Sean: I must have you, Bean. Whenever I think of you with that turkey on your head I get such a -
Mr.Bean: (mumbling) A hankering for cranberry sauce? snort
Sean: No, you idiot. I get a hard on just thinking about-
Mr. Bean: Stuffing?
Sean: (groans softly) Oh, I love it when you talk dirty, Bean...
Mr. Bean: So you want to roast my chestnuts, do you? Snort.
(there is rather a long silence..)
Sean: It's okay, Bean. I've managed it on my own. Catch you next time, you dirty vixen.. growl
Mr. Bean (puts phone down, gurneys in typical Mr. Bean fashion..) Mmmmm. Will I die a virgin, then? Seems like it. Oh fuck....
The End
*applauds and cheers* Thanks Trinny! *smooooooooch*
And speaking of Trinny dearest, I read some of her fanfiction today, and laughed myself silly. I don't normally like fanfiction, because I usually find it to be poorly written, melodramatic garbage, but I do appreciate anything that can make me laugh. And she certainly does that. *G*
While we're on the subject, can somebody please give me a crash course in fanfic abbreviastions. The last time I seriously read any was at university when
ashfae introduced me to some fantastic Ranma 1/2 stories (I still remember Ill Met By Starlight and Hearts of Ice as being particularly brilliant), and the only fanfic specifc term I think I ever recall seeing was 'lemon' or 'lemon scented', and I dont even see that anymore. Can someone please explain what AU, PWP, OTP or any of the other myriad of abbreviations mean? I tried looking them up at fanfiction.net and a few other places but everyone seems to assume you already know what they are. I hate feeling like an ignorant newbie. Ugh. You know you want to vote for my Irish honey and future ROCK GOD Keith Semple. I don't really want him in the boy band, because he is just screaming out to be lead singer in a rock group, but I think it would be good for the music industry to see that the public wants more than weedy voiced pretty boys in a band, and there's more to making records than just spiking your hair and smiling inanely as you lip sync your rubbish pop tune. It's Keith all the way baby! :D
I nearly forgot to mention, I have new friends to introduce -- please say hello to
ezzyangel, colours, and my beautiful and talented clone whom I adore so very much, llanerch! Yayyy! I think this journal entry is long enough, don't you? :)
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Date: 2002-10-26 07:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-26 08:53 pm (UTC)PWP - Plot What Plot or Porn Without Plot
OTP - One True Pairing
Erm...I can't think of any more offhand, but if you run across any let me know.
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Date: 2002-10-27 02:40 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-27 07:04 am (UTC)There are giant lists of the slang out there; I'll find where and let you know. =)
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Date: 2002-10-27 07:16 am (UTC)Yayyy!
I'm so pleased I can make my friends happy. :)
*squeeeeeze*
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Date: 2002-10-27 07:18 am (UTC)They're all different? Gahhhhhh...*whimpers*
Maybe I should just go back to my 'I hate all fanfiction' view, it certainly would be a lot easier. *G*
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Date: 2002-10-27 07:19 am (UTC)Thanks love. *smoooooooooch* :)
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Date: 2002-10-27 08:50 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-10-28 04:44 am (UTC)Oh Ash, you KNOW I love your writing. Did you ever finish Validation? (See? I remember stuff ;-)
I just have very high standards -- not everyone writes as well as you y'know. *grins*
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Date: 2002-10-28 02:49 pm (UTC)Oooh, I remembered I had this. It's the best list I've ever seen, constantly updating, and will let you check up on those little things you don't quite know :-)
Lookee, it has lotrips on it! ^_^
~Hnk
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Date: 2002-10-28 03:06 pm (UTC)Aiiii!
Thankyouthankyouthankyou! That's exactly what I've been looking for, you're brilliant! :D
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Date: 2002-10-28 03:28 pm (UTC)Yes, all must love me. ^_~
~Hnk
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Date: 2002-10-30 12:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-30 12:12 pm (UTC)All the HP fanfiction I've tried to read has been crap I'm afraid. Very pukey. *bleaugh*
Point me to some good ones? :)
(*hopes you don't say Draco Dormiens or whatever because too many people have already tried to force it down her throat*)
I've only seen the first three Kenshin episodes, and that was years ago. Send me goodies! :D
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Date: 2002-10-30 12:43 pm (UTC)A few I definitely absolutely reccommend are Green Candle and The Greatest Treason by Caliah, Heart Stopped Breathing by Durendal, Three Steps East by Weaver (aka [Unknown site tag]), Your Horoscope For Today by Telanu (which is Harry/Snape, but hysterically funny, so we'll forgive her the excessively bizarre OC pairing), Hinc Illae Lacrimae by alphabet. Those are five of my favorite well-written oneshots. Give them a try. =)
As for Kenshin, I only have it on computer. I could copy them onto CDs for you though--would that work?
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Date: 2002-10-30 12:48 pm (UTC)Re:
Date: 2002-10-30 12:50 pm (UTC)You have your own domain?? And I've been foolishly checking your damn Geocities accounts for updates for YEARS??? Arrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *tears hair out in frustration* :-P
*laughs* Gah. I should have just emailed you. I am SO stupid. :)
Thanks for the ficcy advice, I shall endevour to read them forthwith. *squish*
Yesyesyes CD's are lovely. *mwah* :))
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Date: 2002-10-30 12:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2002-10-31 08:09 am (UTC)Right! *adds Kenshin CDs to list of stuff to put in package for Nev*