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THANK YOU

trakkie FOR BUYING ME A PAID ACCOUNT!!!!!

Aaaaaahhhh! *runs around in frantic circles screaming with joy* :D

I can't believe you did such a wonderfully sweet thing! My friends really are brilliant. :) Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou :)

Now that I have the paid accounty goodness, expect lots of polls and entreaties to send me text messages, and any other fun things I can do now. You have been warned. *grins*

I'm going to be re-doing the icons I made, now that

ninglor has absolutely shamed me with my paltry efforts -- or rather I will, as soon as paintshop decides to start working again. For some reason it refuses to acknolwedge existance my beautiful plugins, and screws up even the simplest thing like puting text on a picture; if I try to delete the text it deletes the entire picture instead. Stupid piece of rubbish. *kicks it*

I'm still ill. This bloody cough refuses to go away, and my head feels like it's going to explode. In fact, it seems just about everyone is ill. Is this conclusive evidence that germs can be spread through the internet? Surely this is an unchartered field of medical science, and needs looking into. *grins*

Here is a very silly little story the marvellous

trianne wrote for me, isn't she sweet? Yes, she is. And a sick puppy too. Heh. Gotta love her. ;-)

A phone conversation between Sean Bean and Mr.Bean

Sean: Bean? This is Bean. I've been thinking..

Mr.Bean: (mumbling, of course)Have you? I see..

Sean: I must have you, Bean. Whenever I think of you with that turkey on your head I get such a -

Mr.Bean: (mumbling) A hankering for cranberry sauce? snort

Sean: No, you idiot. I get a hard on just thinking about-

Mr. Bean: Stuffing?

Sean: (groans softly) Oh, I love it when you talk dirty, Bean...

Mr. Bean: So you want to roast my chestnuts, do you? Snort.

(there is rather a long silence..)

Sean: It's okay, Bean. I've managed it on my own. Catch you next time, you dirty vixen.. growl

Mr. Bean (puts phone down, gurneys in typical Mr. Bean fashion..) Mmmmm. Will I die a virgin, then? Seems like it. Oh fuck....

The End

*applauds and cheers* Thanks Trinny! *smooooooooch*

And speaking of Trinny dearest, I read some of her fanfiction today, and laughed myself silly. I don't normally like fanfiction, because I usually find it to be poorly written, melodramatic garbage, but I do appreciate anything that can make me laugh. And she certainly does that. *G*
While we're on the subject, can somebody please give me a crash course in fanfic abbreviastions. The last time I seriously read any was at university when

ashfae introduced me to some fantastic Ranma 1/2 stories (I still remember Ill Met By Starlight and Hearts of Ice as being particularly brilliant), and the only fanfic specifc term I think I ever recall seeing was 'lemon' or 'lemon scented', and I dont even see that anymore. Can someone please explain what AU, PWP, OTP or any of the other myriad of abbreviations mean? I tried looking them up at fanfiction.net and a few other places but everyone seems to assume you already know what they are. I hate feeling like an ignorant newbie. Ugh.

You know you want to vote for my Irish honey and future ROCK GOD Keith Semple. I don't really want him in the boy band, because he is just screaming out to be lead singer in a rock group, but I think it would be good for the music industry to see that the public wants more than weedy voiced pretty boys in a band, and there's more to making records than just spiking your hair and smiling inanely as you lip sync your rubbish pop tune. It's Keith all the way baby! :D

I nearly forgot to mention, I have new friends to introduce -- please say hello to

ezzyangel,

colours, and my beautiful and talented clone whom I adore so very much,

llanerch! Yayyy!

I think this journal entry is long enough, don't you? :)