Hahahahahahahaha!

[neverwhere]

For anyone who doubts me when I protest my innocence...

I scored 91¼% on the classic 400 Point Purity Test!

Take the test here!

And everyone thinks I'm such a dirty bitch. :)


Although, to be fair, the reason I didn't answer 'yes' to most of the questions is because I've never been drunk or done anything illegal, and I've certainly not kept any fecal matter in my fridge. *laughs*


Also -- there was NO mention of hobbit loveslaves. What a stupid quiz.

Comments

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

Pyro...fire...cro....okay, I think I know what this is, but I really don't want to know any more. :-P

Have you ever considered going on Graham Norton? *smirks*

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[orona-red.livejournal.com]

Pyrobovonecrophillia would be sex with a flaming, dead cow. It's a bit messy, but you get a great rack of ribs afterwards ;)

And I would - but I'd never get a chance to sit down :P

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

Sweet Jeebus!

Please, please, PLEASE tell me you just made that up, and that it isn't in any real medical journals.

Go on, lie to me. ;-)

[orona-red.livejournal.com]

See this!

Then bloody well go to sleep, it's nearly 3 AM! Time for good girls to be akip. ^.^

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

No need to ask why YOU'RE still awake then. *snerk*

[orona-red.livejournal.com]

....I'm a boy! O.O

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

Coulda fooled me...;-)

*giggles*