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Apr. 22nd, 2003 09:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
neverwhereI haven't written for several days again, does that make you forget about me, or miss me when I'm gone? Either way, I have lots to say today. *grins*
Kingdom Hearts has been vanquished! And no, I didn't play through the night twice in a row and watch the sun rise while kicking daemon butt. Why do you ask? *whistles innocently* ;-)
American Idol -- for the love of all things holy, will someone please tell me what that godawful cow Carmen is still doing in the competition? She can't sing! Everybody knows she can't sing! Arrrgghhh.
I was really unhappy with last weeks show, because I absolutely love Billy Joel, and I thought all the contestants butchered my favourite songs. Yes, even Clay wasn't above reproach. His and Kimberly Locke's versions were the best, but they weren't brilliant. I cringed all through Carmen and Josh's songs (Piano Man has been my most beloved song since I can remember, and I hated his passionless, shouty version. Sigh.) and wanted to hurl things at the judges -- does Randy Jackson even know any other words than 'dawg' and 'You did your thing, yo'? And what does that even mean? That is not a critique! *kicks him* Let's just hope by the end of the competition somebody tells Paula to stop giving empty platitudes and stuffs a gag in Randy's mouth. (Oh dear, did I just give the Idolslashers some fanfic fodder? Eeep. *giggles*)
[Pimp Mode Engaged]![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
nose_fetish -- Be a pervy nose fancier and join today! Men with big noses, women with unique noses, bent noses, crooked noses...come worship the most underrated yet undeniably sexy attribute, the nose! [/Pimping]
It has come to my attention that I am exceedingly popular. Go me! *laughs*
I've made so many friends in the past few days, it's so exciting! Say hello to all these amazingly cool people:![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
soupytwist, cabellicious, randytweed, ruthybee, _iscariot, midgewood58, nerdcakes, lady_greenleaf, squeetard (definitely a long lost twin) and lord_alexander, who might have to fight jrivka for the title of Nevvie's Spankpuppet, as she is a very naughty girl, and enjoys flaunting her status as a confirmed SubSlut. *chuckles* ;-)
Why oh why am I not this adored in the 'real' world? I am so astoundingly brilliant after all. I deserve all the love and attention (not to mention cuddles, snogs, gropes and other fun things) that life has to offer! Give it to me NOW! *Veruca Salt tantrum*
Ahem. *regains composure*
I'm sorry, where was I? :)
Kingdom Hearts has been vanquished! And no, I didn't play through the night twice in a row and watch the sun rise while kicking daemon butt. Why do you ask? *whistles innocently* ;-)
American Idol -- for the love of all things holy, will someone please tell me what that godawful cow Carmen is still doing in the competition? She can't sing! Everybody knows she can't sing! Arrrgghhh.
I was really unhappy with last weeks show, because I absolutely love Billy Joel, and I thought all the contestants butchered my favourite songs. Yes, even Clay wasn't above reproach. His and Kimberly Locke's versions were the best, but they weren't brilliant. I cringed all through Carmen and Josh's songs (Piano Man has been my most beloved song since I can remember, and I hated his passionless, shouty version. Sigh.) and wanted to hurl things at the judges -- does Randy Jackson even know any other words than 'dawg' and 'You did your thing, yo'? And what does that even mean? That is not a critique! *kicks him* Let's just hope by the end of the competition somebody tells Paula to stop giving empty platitudes and stuffs a gag in Randy's mouth. (Oh dear, did I just give the Idolslashers some fanfic fodder? Eeep. *giggles*)
[Pimp Mode Engaged]
nose_fetish -- Be a pervy nose fancier and join today! Men with big noses, women with unique noses, bent noses, crooked noses...come worship the most underrated yet undeniably sexy attribute, the nose! [/Pimping]It has come to my attention that I am exceedingly popular. Go me! *laughs*
I've made so many friends in the past few days, it's so exciting! Say hello to all these amazingly cool people:
soupytwist, cabellicious, randytweed, ruthybee, _iscariot, midgewood58, nerdcakes, lady_greenleaf, squeetard (definitely a long lost twin) and lord_alexander, who might have to fight jrivka for the title of Nevvie's Spankpuppet, as she is a very naughty girl, and enjoys flaunting her status as a confirmed SubSlut. *chuckles* ;-)Why oh why am I not this adored in the 'real' world? I am so astoundingly brilliant after all. I deserve all the love and attention (not to mention cuddles, snogs, gropes and other fun things) that life has to offer! Give it to me NOW! *Veruca Salt tantrum*
Ahem. *regains composure*
I'm sorry, where was I? :)
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Date: 2003-04-22 01:11 pm (UTC)OMG!
Date: 2003-04-22 01:15 pm (UTC)I LURVE YOUR ICON! AND STUFF.
*ahem* yes.
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Date: 2003-04-22 01:20 pm (UTC)Nevvie!
Date: 2003-04-22 01:25 pm (UTC)I've been reading your entries from my scary lurkage (*sneaks*),and you converted me to the Adrian Brody love.:D
Also,you're still witty and funny,as I remembered from the CoE days.
Carmen needs to go.*Now*.
Re: OMG!
Date: 2003-04-22 01:27 pm (UTC)(Basically, I am WAY jealous you managed to get such a cool icon before I could think of it. :))
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Date: 2003-04-22 01:28 pm (UTC)Re: OMG!
Date: 2003-04-22 01:29 pm (UTC)Re: OMG!
Date: 2003-04-22 01:31 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-04-22 01:42 pm (UTC)I am scared by how small my circle of friends is becoming. ;)
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Date: 2003-04-22 01:45 pm (UTC)And [Bad username or site: nose fetish @ livejournal.com] is not a community with my name on it. Oh no, not at all. I'm sure I'll be joining you there shortly.
Gah!!
Date: 2003-04-22 01:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-04-22 01:50 pm (UTC)I went back for the Billy Joel episode, listened to Caaaaarmen's bleating, and decided to save myself before my small intestine throttled my brain. I think that next season, instead of bringing in guest judges, they should axe Randy and Paula and let Simon deliver a triple helping of invective. Ratings would go through the roof, I tell ya!
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Date: 2003-04-22 02:09 pm (UTC)Ah, real world, who needs it. Bitter? Who, me?
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Date: 2003-04-22 02:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-04-22 02:17 pm (UTC)In my pants, I believe. *hump hump grope hump*
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Date: 2003-04-22 02:25 pm (UTC)Anyhoo, glad to see that you're still alive and kicking.
Cheerio!
Re: Nevvie!
Date: 2003-04-22 02:53 pm (UTC)Rian! *flyingpounceglompsquish!*
Heyyyyyyyyyy you scurvy lurker. As if I could forget you! Silly girly. *smooooch*
Yayyyyyyyy for the Brodylove! Mmmm. Mmmmmmmmmmm. :))
Whee!
Date: 2003-04-22 02:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-04-22 02:58 pm (UTC)You know, I saw American Idol for the first time ever last night, and what really struck me was how much Carmen looks like the slutty older sister on That 70s Show. They even have the same haircut.
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Date: 2003-04-22 02:59 pm (UTC)*rotflmao*
I adore you so much. My sides are aching from laughing hysterically. Also from your mad humpage. *grins lasciviously*
*does the lambaaaada with you*
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Date: 2003-04-22 03:05 pm (UTC)*laughs*
I've never seen that series (well, I might have watched it once, a long time ago -- there's a red haired girl and a cute geekyboy in it, right?) but I can just imagine. Carmen is such an uberslut. Bleaugh.
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Date: 2003-04-22 03:06 pm (UTC)You'll always be popular to me. *smoooooch*
And I love and adore you, isn't that almost like being popular? *giggles*
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Date: 2003-04-22 03:08 pm (UTC)just so you know.
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Date: 2003-04-22 03:09 pm (UTC)But of course!
I wouldn't have wanted you as a friend otherwise. *grins and pouncehugs you happily*
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Date: 2003-04-22 03:11 pm (UTC)Nooooooooo!
You'll always be my precious Spankpuppet. I could never replace you my sweet! *cuddles fiercely*
*gives you a fluffy toy to love*