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[neverwhere]

Happy Birthday Neil! Your Official Stalker wishes you lots of love and happiness on this special day. :)


I saw The Incredibles saturday night, and it was brilliant, another bright shining star from Pixar. Unfortunately the experience was ruined slightly by a gaggle of pre-teen girls who were standing next to me and whispering in the loudest possible voices about me. 'No, don't turn around! Oh my god, she is so fat! Don't look, she'll see you!' etc. I was less than three feet away from these idiots, it's like they thought that because I'm fat I'm deaf as well. I just couldn't believe it. I hadn't had an experience like that in a long time, and I was really quite shocked. Needless to say, I couldn't laugh very much during the film, but at least I did enjoy it.

I went to Disneyland on sunday, as it was the last day before my Annual Pass expired, and just walked around the park for a bit (and bought some goodies for friends -- aren't you all lucky? ;-), wishing I had gone with someone. The Happiest Place On Earth really is a bit dull when you're alone. *G* The best bit was finding a Bean Bunny plush outside the Muppet 3-D show, which I had no idea existed. I adore Bean Bunny, he's one of my favourite Muppets, right up there with the Swedish Chef and my beloved Emmett Otter. I think I like him so much because he's not very well known, so he's sort of 'my' special muppet. That and he's exceedingly cute. *grins*
I always like things more when I feel like I'm the only one who truly enjoys them. I guess I just have to be special with everything I do. ;-)

Tonight I think I shall watch a bit of Neverwhere before going to bed, to celebrate my lover dearest Neil's birthday. Wheeeee. :)

Comments

[ardentdelirium.livejournal.com]

thats when you turn around and say, "I may be fat, but at least Im not a FUCKING MORON!" and then set them on fire.

[myf.livejournal.com]

Hear hear!

*supplies matches, and hugs*

Also, I must admit to not knowing Bean Bunny at all! Can you supply a picture?

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

I definitely like the part with the fire. *grins*

[disgruntledjenn.livejournal.com]

Immature little brats who snicker and say things basically right in front of you are the most annoying breed of human on the face of the planet...I get it occasionally since apparantly I resemble Godzilla with my height. I usually just roll my eyes and say something rather loudly about immaturity and how being bigger means Im tougher and can kick more ass than them...

You might wanna kick MY ass when I now admit I have NO idea who Neil Gaiman is! LOL

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

Neil =

The guy in my userpic
The man I admire above all others
The best writer in the world
My favourite person on earth
My hero
GOD

...Well, perhaps not the last one. At least, not yet. ;-)

[soupytwist.livejournal.com]

I hope they weren't talking about you, because that would mean they were rude, stupid AND lacking in any apprecation of awesomeness altogether. They shall be smited. *nods*

Yya for Neil! You know, you need a Neil mood icon set... :D

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

>You know, you need a Neil mood icon set... :D

I KNOW!!

I've been desperate to make one for months, but I have no idea how. Plus I can't find my photoshop cd, so Idon't really have a good image making thingy anymore. *mope*


Oh, they were talking about me. Pointing, laughing, hiding behind magazines to snigger at and whispering so loudly the man in the moon could hear -- all about me. SMITE THE BITCHES! *rawr!*

[chancecaught.livejournal.com]

Sweet Lord, what is wrong with people these days? That's so rude, I'm sorry it took away from your experience of the film. :(

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

So was I.

But even the rudest anorexic 12 year old can not diminish the glory that is Pixar. *grins*

[violin-road.livejournal.com]

Gah. The world is full of idiots -- on the plus side, it's also full of people who adore you just the way you are. Like, say, me ♥.

And, I'd reckon, Neil. Happy birthday to him :D

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

*bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuush* :))

[primroseburrows.livejournal.com]

Happy Birthday Neil! Your Official Stalker wishes you lots of love and happiness on this special day. :)

How does one sign up for this job? *ponders the benefits*

Because, um.

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

BACK OFF HE'S MIIIIIIIIIINE! ;-)

Well, it helps to follow him around to as many book signings and conventions you can get to, especially on different continents. Also have a memorable name that will stick in his subconscious -- and inspire him to write a short story! I'm still waiting for mine, but he did promise me...*beams happily*

[cryptid.livejournal.com]

A big WTF at those kids. It's baffling that people like that can be of the same species as people as clever, pretty and generally awesome as you.

[eyre-lasgalen.livejournal.com]

You totally should have just told the girls to fuck off. I'm getting more and more impatient with people in general, and I probably would have said something eventually, though I'm still not a very aggresive person. I just think that if they were making you uncomfortable by being assinine, annoying, and loud, you should have said something to make them uncomfortable, too. Something like "I can hear and see you, you bulimic Britney wannabe bitches". Well, that's what I'd say. You'd come up with something far more witty, I'm sure.

Bah

Anyhoo, I probably really AM going to order something for torrid tonight or tomorrow, if I can get them to accept my order (stupid web page), so I'll let you know about that when it's done. Then I'll send some $$ to your paypal account to cover the extra shipping. Still cheaper than sending it directly to canada

I swear, the whole world is conspiring against me so that I don't look good ;)

I never knew that was the bunny's name. I love that bunny. So cute!

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

Duuuude, you always look good. :-P

I really wish I had shot them the evil eye or yelled at them or done something to those brats. Gah. Why is it only after the fact that we feel confident to say and do the things we want?

[malakhai.livejournal.com]

How can people be so rude? And what the fuck is wrong with them? You aren't fat!!!

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

*whimpermope*

I bet Billeh doesn't think I'm fat. *hmmph!* ;-)

[undershirtseekr.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry your movie night was a bit spoiled.

Mean people make me sad. :(

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

Me toooooooo.

Let's burn 'em all! *cackles!*

...Or, y'know. Just know we're superior to them in every way. That works too. ;-)

[theshapeshifter.livejournal.com]

Lemme at 'em.

Seriously.

But yeah, I'm sorry a few fucktards rained on your enjoyment of the movie. I hate that. *kicks them*

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

Your icon gives me the collywobbles. *giggles*

[airemay.livejournal.com]

asdjflkasdf You went to Disneyland without me?! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

It was a last minute thing! I didn't realize my pass was expiring until that morning, I'm sorry! :(

[mirabehn.livejournal.com]

Stupid immature little trolls. I approve of the setting-them-on-fire plan. *growls at them*

That really was strikingly rude. I mean... woh.

Also, you? Pretty and lovely and gorgeous just the way you are. So sod them. :(

*does the I-get-to-be-a-bridesmaid-with-Nevvie-dance-of-joy*

*does the dance of setting myopic little assholes on fire*

Glad that The Incredibles was good. Yay! Nick and I need to see that. If only to confirm whether the plot really is totally (and I'm sure legally and nicely) ripped off The Specials. *grins*

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

*twirls you round and round ecstatically* WE'RE BRIDESMAIDS! :D

Everyone seems to think arson is the best way to solve problems. I wonder if I should worry about my friends...*giggles*

*MWAH!*

[xendragon.livejournal.com]

Oh gawd, I CANT BELIEVE little wenches like that! They don't even deserve to be called 'wenches'! I would burninate them.
I get comments just from not having a super-jolly expression on my face 24 hours a day from complete strangers in the street, so you know fine well its obviously their problem with people just being normal and themselves :P

I dunno how they have the audacity to say things to people they dont know though, i could never imagine myself saying abusive things to strangers!

The bunny is very cute :)

[amaterasu.livejournal.com]

How dare they?! *curses and smites* I hope 15 years from now, they are all grossly overweight and have to listen to that kind of crap for themselves. Then, they will remember the day they dared make fun of my wonderful, beautiful Nevvie, and buuuuuuuuurn!!

I swear, too many children these days must be raised by chimps. No respect for anyone. Makes me sick.

But Neil makes it all better. *swoony sigh* As do Muppets and Disneyland and Pixar, but really, Teh Neil is where it's at.

*snuggles*

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

Well, our Most Beloved Leader is a chimp, so I'm sure the parents are just taking their lessons from him. *gags*

Neil really is the best cure-all in the omniverse. There isn't anything a little Neil can't fix. *happysquee*

[threerings.livejournal.com]

Grrr. People suck.

Those are the times when I put on my Total Bitch (tm) face and threaten them with obscure forms of bodily injury. Or you could just smile sweetly and whisper, "Fuck off and die." I find that being the scary fat girl is preferable to just the fat girl. Keeps em quiet for one thing.

I remember the bunny, although I didn't know his name. Yay muppets and Neil! (Hmm, Neil as a muppet. Wait, I think he's already a muppet. Must be the hair.)

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

NeilMuppet! OH THE HILARITY! *laughs*

I would give anything to see that. He works for the Hensons, it could happen! (Can't you just picture a lil' floppy haired muppet in a leather jacket and sunglasses? EEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)

[scoradh.livejournal.com]

Wotcher from someone who just went on a random friending spree (god it sounds so dirty) and included you :). I saw your bio and I was like omigod, how many things there are ME? Like, Ravenclaw, magic (wanting to be real), geek pride, not knowing what to do with her life, PLUS I always bought angelislington first off whenever I played Monopoly! As for Neil, I have only read Good Omens and American Gods but yes, after Terry Pratchett I may have a new god. Just, he hasn't written ENOUGH books.

As for those freakazoid asshats at your cinema, grr that makes me fume. I know three bulimic people - two of my best friends and my mother, and only one of them is recovered. It's ugly and disgusting and those fools probably hold up bulimic models as their idols. Forget fire, they should at least be sterilised so they can't reproduce and spread their stupidity further...

*belatedly remembers overdue Fauve essay*

Mental murder is always fun!

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

Hello new friend! *grins and waves cheerfully*

I definitely approve of your sordid friending spree, for you have shown exquisite taste in chosing me. *smug* *giggles*

I love Pterry too (of course) but Neil is my One True Love. Foreverandalways. Yay. :)

Welcome to the madness Alvira!