Hahahahahahahaha!

[neverwhere]

For anyone who doubts me when I protest my innocence...

I scored 91¼% on the classic 400 Point Purity Test!

Take the test here!

And everyone thinks I'm such a dirty bitch. :)


Although, to be fair, the reason I didn't answer 'yes' to most of the questions is because I've never been drunk or done anything illegal, and I've certainly not kept any fecal matter in my fridge. *laughs*


Also -- there was NO mention of hobbit loveslaves. What a stupid quiz.

Comments

[orona-red.livejournal.com]

No, no, neither have I... STOP STARING AT ME!

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

*snorts*

Right.

This from the man who got the 'Your fetish is illegal!' answer on that quiz. *smirks*

[bnh.livejournal.com]

I got 93 3/4 %. And a severe disturbing. ;_;

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

Whooot!

Someone even worse off than me. Awww yeahhh. *laughs*

[ladynemo.livejournal.com]

I got, like, 49%. I would just like to say I am an ex-Catholic schoolgirl, and I did most of the stuff I did do at anime cons. It's not my fault I'm a dirty ho. ^_^

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

*lmao*

I've been to many SciFi cons, but I never did anything naughty -- it's not allowed when in uniform, after all! *grins* ;-)

You big crackho.

[ladynemo.livejournal.com]

Actually, that's 43%. ^_^;;;

[mlfoley.livejournal.com]

Wow, finally someone with a score higher than mine! Whew!

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

Glad to be of service. :-P

[ashfae.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

But...I've never had sex or done drugs, and I STILL score in the 60s range...

Oh dear...I'm going straight to hell, aren't I...

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Normally I'd say 'I'll see you there' but now I'm not so sure...;-)

Meh, that test is screwed up anyway! Now if by impure you meant how many Star Trek/Buffy/Monty Python episodes you can recite by heart, then by god, I'd be in the single digits. *lol* :D

[lady-luiniel.livejournal.com]

Psh, I *know* you are a dirty bitch! Just because you haven't actually DONE any of those things, doesn't mean you don't have a whacked out sense of imagination ;) [ not to mention a closet full of toys that would make an adult bookstore owner drool with envy ;) ]

*VBG*

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

*chuckles*

If you really want to imagine these things about me, I certainly won't stop you.

Crackho.

:-P

[marvo.livejournal.com]

Would expect nothing less from an Angel ;-)

Just means you'll have lots of fun catching up :)

[mirabehn.livejournal.com]

*grin*

Well, I got about 50%. I say "about" because Nick reminded me of two further questions I should have answered "yes" too that I forgot about.

Neither of which, I might add, involved fecal matter.

(and - ewwwww! was it me or was the quiz-writer kind of fixated about the stuff? *grimace*)

See you later coz! ;)

Ellyyyyyyyyyyyy

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[angelislington.livejournal.com]

Totally fixated. *gag*

Also -- if there had been any questions involving dreams about hobbit harems, I would have been alot lower. *grins*

[eyre-lasgalen.livejournal.com]

I think hobbit loveslaves will lower your purity about 10% at most. It's really not all that disgusting or disturbing. What about elf loveslaves?

Ummmmm....I'm just not going to go any farther with these thoughts. My purity is perilously close to taking a nose-dive.

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[angelislington.livejournal.com]

Take the plunge!

Take the plunge!

*chants in manner of drunken fratboy* :D

[queeniefox.livejournal.com]

A Ha! The throwing up was just an excuse, you were acually spending your time answering 400 questions about sex!

Kidding. Hope you feel better.

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[angelislington.livejournal.com]

I did this last night doofus. :-P

I haven't brought anything up in a few hours, which is always a good sign. *grins*

[wreibyn.livejournal.com]

omg!! there is no way.... are you sure you read the questions right?! i did live with you for a month after all... that should drop your purity by at least 50% right there!! because according to you i'm a big whore and a bad monkey :P i'm sad to see that i didn't have more of an influence on you *shakes head*

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[angelislington.livejournal.com]

You ARE a big monkeywhore!

Perhaps I just need a bit more guidance, Kara-sensei...;-)

[snowelf.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I always thought of you as innocent.

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

Moi? *flutters eyelashes prettily*

You're the only one. *chuckles*

At least, until now -- my reputation for being a slutmonkey is utterly ruined! *sob!* ;-)

Free the hobbit love slaves!

[banazir.livejournal.com]

(Or something.)

Congrats! You are lal that is goond and pure!

I scored 92¼% on the classic 400 Point Purity Test!

Take the test here!

Trask. :-)

I dknot keep nay feces in my fridge, either.
I've always been, er, impressed how all the orgiastic shenanigans have the same score value as hand-holding and having a nice, healthy group discussion about sex.

TEUNC needs one of these...

Have you ever:

- worshipped Tyope (Vala of transpositions)?
- worshipped Unpunctalitpoca (Aztec goddess of procrastination)?
- offered someone CHOKLIT in exchange for a tildy comic strip, hentai, yaoi, or other erotic illustration?
- received/made a proposal of marriage from/to someone you met in a USENET newsgroup?
- accepted it/had it accepted?

etc.
But, of course, we would first need a quiz "TEUNC cost me X% on the Classic Purity Test". :-)

--
Banazir
(ataleast this should serve to explain the TEUNC Snowball Club)

Re: Free the hobbit love slaves!

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

Hi.

Although I do find your occasional outburts on my journal entertaining, I would really appreciate it if you would stop lurking. If you like me, why not show it and add me to your friends list? It's only polite after all. :)

Having said that...I worship the Goddess of Procrastination every damn day. She is my patron Goddess, although she hasn't exactly shown her love for me. Unless teaching me the art of extreme procratination is love, in which case she smothers me with it. *grins*

And it wasn't on usenet, but I have been proposed to in several chat mediums. ;-)