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May. 22nd, 2003 05:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
neverwhereArrghh.
Am the fattest fat that was ever fat. *sob*
No one should ever have to be weighed and have their body fat measured with those horrid tongs while being smirked at by a skinny bitch who is obviously sooooo superior to you because she doesn't look like a beached whale.
I mean, I knew I was fat -- it's rather impossible not to notice, but I didn't think I was THAT fat. When I saw the scale I just wanted to die.
Am now going to gym three times a week in hopes that I will no longer be fat, unproductive and unloved member of society. Also must not eat anything remotely delicious, as it will, apparently, add an extra 5 inches to my waist as soon as it touches my lips. Hurrah.
*hangs head and sighs*
Am the fattest fat that was ever fat. *sob*
No one should ever have to be weighed and have their body fat measured with those horrid tongs while being smirked at by a skinny bitch who is obviously sooooo superior to you because she doesn't look like a beached whale.
I mean, I knew I was fat -- it's rather impossible not to notice, but I didn't think I was THAT fat. When I saw the scale I just wanted to die.
Am now going to gym three times a week in hopes that I will no longer be fat, unproductive and unloved member of society. Also must not eat anything remotely delicious, as it will, apparently, add an extra 5 inches to my waist as soon as it touches my lips. Hurrah.
*hangs head and sighs*
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Date: 2003-05-23 12:09 am (UTC)I love you, so you can't be ALL bad ;)
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Date: 2003-05-23 12:18 am (UTC)*giggles*
I knowwwwwww. How can you not adore me? *flutters eyelashes prettily* :D
*hugs and bananaberry kisses*
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Date: 2003-05-23 12:22 am (UTC)Mmm. Bananaberry :D
And also you :)
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Date: 2003-05-23 12:24 am (UTC)Whoooot!
I wish I could just hop on a plane to Oz right now so I could be adored by youuuuuuuuuu. Whinge.
Send me tim tams dunked in tea instead, okay? ;-)
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Date: 2003-05-23 12:28 am (UTC)Oh, bugger it *shares one with you*
I wish you could too -- I'd make you tea and give you a lipsmack on the forehead. And watch Mr Cumming films (natch :).
Speaking of whom, he was on my other boyfriend Conan's show the other night. He said 'cockring' and made Mr O'Brien blush :)
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Date: 2003-05-23 12:33 am (UTC)*LOL*
That's mah boy! *beams proudly*
Was he talking about his 'outfit' for the X2 premiere? Or just his normal everyday gear. *smirks*
Conan is a cutiepumpkin. I do love redheads. Mmmm. Pixieboys. Yes. *lick* :D
*nibbles timtams and you* :)
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Date: 2003-05-23 12:52 am (UTC)Your icon is loverly :)
*hugs Conan* Le sigh.
*gives you a chocolate-y snog*