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Arrghh.

Am the fattest fat that was ever fat. *sob*

No one should ever have to be weighed and have their body fat measured with those horrid tongs while being smirked at by a skinny bitch who is obviously sooooo superior to you because she doesn't look like a beached whale.

I mean, I knew I was fat -- it's rather impossible not to notice, but I didn't think I was THAT fat. When I saw the scale I just wanted to die.

Am now going to gym three times a week in hopes that I will no longer be fat, unproductive and unloved member of society. Also must not eat anything remotely delicious, as it will, apparently, add an extra 5 inches to my waist as soon as it touches my lips. Hurrah.

*hangs head and sighs*

Comments

Elly spooges...

[mirabehn.livejournal.com]

I'd be willing to bet that you're far prettier than the skinny woman. Okay, I've never seen her. But I've seen you and you're a cutie, and don't you forget it.

And I *know* that you're a far more wonderful, funny, talented, attractive and hobbitlike person than she could ever hope to be. What a sad life she must have if she despises you just because she's thinner... I mean, for heaven's sake, how *sad* is that??

I'd say that exercise = a good thing, but remember that it's now pretty accepted that dieting is a lot more unhealthy than being overweight-but-with-exercise. I don't know how you eat generally, but the only thing I'd prescribe to anyone is lots of fruit and veg (find the tastiest you can find!!) and plenty of water and herbal tea. Beyond that? Well, cut down on the delicious things if you must, but I severely doubt if you really need to cut them out. Bollock to the five inches. You know it's not true. Oh, and if you can find some exercise that gets you out into the fresh air and that you actually *enjoy*, then that's probably better than the gym.

Aim for *health* rather than a definite weight, I would say, and if you lose weight then fantastic, but if you don't then sod it -you'll live a hell of a lot longer than any weight-obsessed bitchy person who fusses about every cake, and you'll be just as beautiful.

I say this all in partial ignorance - I'm mostly trying to gain weight rather than lose it, as you know! But I've spent far too much of my time needing to read up on nutrition and health matters 'cos of the M.E. so you know I'm right. ;)

Incidentally, any society in which you are unloved is seriously screwed up. You're certainly adored on Livejournal. I miss you, babes. I keep forgetting you don't live in Surrey anymore and we can't invite you over again and find Efrafa together. :(

Re: Elly spooges...

[angelislington.livejournal.com]

Elly is always right. Even when she's lost. No, especially when she's lost. *giggles* ;-)

I miss you so much. *clinghugs*