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Arrghh.

Am the fattest fat that was ever fat. *sob*

No one should ever have to be weighed and have their body fat measured with those horrid tongs while being smirked at by a skinny bitch who is obviously sooooo superior to you because she doesn't look like a beached whale.

I mean, I knew I was fat -- it's rather impossible not to notice, but I didn't think I was THAT fat. When I saw the scale I just wanted to die.

Am now going to gym three times a week in hopes that I will no longer be fat, unproductive and unloved member of society. Also must not eat anything remotely delicious, as it will, apparently, add an extra 5 inches to my waist as soon as it touches my lips. Hurrah.

*hangs head and sighs*

Date: 2003-05-23 04:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jrivka.livejournal.com
i've been looking east coast, but maybe i'll go to college out in california... -grins-

when i first read that paragraph, i was pissed off: how dare her father—?! but the more that i think about it, the more i realize that maybe that's okay. there's nothing wrong with making your father happy; more likely than not, if he's happier with you, you'll be happier with him. if the only way to make that work is by losing weight, than that sucks, but so be it. of course, i highly doubt it is the only way, so keep lookin' into that, darling <3.

and i say again: cutest. clothes. ever. seriously :D

Date: 2003-05-23 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelislington.livejournal.com

Nonononono, don't even think about Cali schools -- there aren't any good ones. Well, okay, Standford is good. But everything else is on the east coast. Cali sucks! Seriously. ;-)

*smooooch*

Date: 2003-05-23 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jrivka.livejournal.com
<3east coast<3. has been the plan all my life. i wanna go to sarah laaaaawrence... -giggles-

Date: 2003-05-23 04:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelislington.livejournal.com

Of COURSE you do!

Tis the bestest school in whole wide yuuurld.

You have to get in, so you can have classes with Joe Lauinger, who is the most fabulous teacher ever, and who doesn't mind when you digress alot in class and talk about how Star Trek is just like greek tragedy. *giggles*

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