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Arrghh.

Am the fattest fat that was ever fat. *sob*

No one should ever have to be weighed and have their body fat measured with those horrid tongs while being smirked at by a skinny bitch who is obviously sooooo superior to you because she doesn't look like a beached whale.

I mean, I knew I was fat -- it's rather impossible not to notice, but I didn't think I was THAT fat. When I saw the scale I just wanted to die.

Am now going to gym three times a week in hopes that I will no longer be fat, unproductive and unloved member of society. Also must not eat anything remotely delicious, as it will, apparently, add an extra 5 inches to my waist as soon as it touches my lips. Hurrah.

*hangs head and sighs*

ah! the 'fat' word!

Date: 2003-05-23 08:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] blantoncirith.livejournal.com
ugh, once I get registered for my summer class, I'll be taking advantage of the campus gym as well. It's time for me to take bloomin' charge about my slowly-growing pudginess. I'm going to Stop it before it gets worse! Huzzah, will power!

I wish you luck on your quest, Nevvie! *huggle*

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