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May. 22nd, 2003 05:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
neverwhereArrghh.
Am the fattest fat that was ever fat. *sob*
No one should ever have to be weighed and have their body fat measured with those horrid tongs while being smirked at by a skinny bitch who is obviously sooooo superior to you because she doesn't look like a beached whale.
I mean, I knew I was fat -- it's rather impossible not to notice, but I didn't think I was THAT fat. When I saw the scale I just wanted to die.
Am now going to gym three times a week in hopes that I will no longer be fat, unproductive and unloved member of society. Also must not eat anything remotely delicious, as it will, apparently, add an extra 5 inches to my waist as soon as it touches my lips. Hurrah.
*hangs head and sighs*
Am the fattest fat that was ever fat. *sob*
No one should ever have to be weighed and have their body fat measured with those horrid tongs while being smirked at by a skinny bitch who is obviously sooooo superior to you because she doesn't look like a beached whale.
I mean, I knew I was fat -- it's rather impossible not to notice, but I didn't think I was THAT fat. When I saw the scale I just wanted to die.
Am now going to gym three times a week in hopes that I will no longer be fat, unproductive and unloved member of society. Also must not eat anything remotely delicious, as it will, apparently, add an extra 5 inches to my waist as soon as it touches my lips. Hurrah.
*hangs head and sighs*
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Date: 2003-05-23 11:05 am (UTC)UNLOVED!?!? I'll kill the bitch for that!! *GLOMPS!* Nevviepoo, you are the bestest that ever was and is -- don't let some scrawny shiksa with an eating disorder tell you otherwise!!!
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Date: 2003-05-23 11:29 am (UTC)That's a wicked new icon love. :)
HA! She was a shiksa, definitely. I bet her mother never showed her love by telling her to eat more pie! *laughs*
*snugggggggggggggggggggles* Bytheway, you're the best. Am only slightly best. So there. ;-)
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Date: 2003-05-23 12:04 pm (UTC)hornyhumble acolytes.no subject
Date: 2003-05-23 05:07 pm (UTC)Me so horny, so so horny....*bump n' grind*
*rotfl*
This icon makes me think of you too
"Ooohhh, I'm so hot now! Come, my Lieblings, upstaaairs!"
Re: This icon makes me think of you too
Date: 2003-05-23 05:06 pm (UTC)*LMAO*
So tell me whatcha want, whatcha really really want!
I want (uh!)
I want (uh!)
I really really really want Alan Cumming naked and tied to my bed. A zig a zig aaahhh!
:D