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Arrghh.

Am the fattest fat that was ever fat. *sob*

No one should ever have to be weighed and have their body fat measured with those horrid tongs while being smirked at by a skinny bitch who is obviously sooooo superior to you because she doesn't look like a beached whale.

I mean, I knew I was fat -- it's rather impossible not to notice, but I didn't think I was THAT fat. When I saw the scale I just wanted to die.

Am now going to gym three times a week in hopes that I will no longer be fat, unproductive and unloved member of society. Also must not eat anything remotely delicious, as it will, apparently, add an extra 5 inches to my waist as soon as it touches my lips. Hurrah.

*hangs head and sighs*

Date: 2003-05-23 05:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trukkle.livejournal.com
Damn skinny nurses! How are they meant to be nice to anyone if they're deprived of food, eh?

*holds you close and sits you on his knee*
You're perfect, but if you want to change it's up to you.

Just don't fret about it, and remember that starvation is not the answer, no matter what any 'expert' might say. It just makes your body hang on to what food you eat, instead of using it to power your mighty intellect :)

*beepsyournose and kisses your paw*

Date: 2003-05-23 05:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] angelislington.livejournal.com

*purrrrs and rests her head on your shoulder*

Stop being so far away.

I need you.

*cling*

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