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May. 22nd, 2003 05:31 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
neverwhereArrghh.
Am the fattest fat that was ever fat. *sob*
No one should ever have to be weighed and have their body fat measured with those horrid tongs while being smirked at by a skinny bitch who is obviously sooooo superior to you because she doesn't look like a beached whale.
I mean, I knew I was fat -- it's rather impossible not to notice, but I didn't think I was THAT fat. When I saw the scale I just wanted to die.
Am now going to gym three times a week in hopes that I will no longer be fat, unproductive and unloved member of society. Also must not eat anything remotely delicious, as it will, apparently, add an extra 5 inches to my waist as soon as it touches my lips. Hurrah.
*hangs head and sighs*
Am the fattest fat that was ever fat. *sob*
No one should ever have to be weighed and have their body fat measured with those horrid tongs while being smirked at by a skinny bitch who is obviously sooooo superior to you because she doesn't look like a beached whale.
I mean, I knew I was fat -- it's rather impossible not to notice, but I didn't think I was THAT fat. When I saw the scale I just wanted to die.
Am now going to gym three times a week in hopes that I will no longer be fat, unproductive and unloved member of society. Also must not eat anything remotely delicious, as it will, apparently, add an extra 5 inches to my waist as soon as it touches my lips. Hurrah.
*hangs head and sighs*
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Date: 2003-05-23 09:46 am (UTC)Look on the bright side. At least you don't look like you'll blow away in a light breeze like I do. (I've seen 10 year olds with more figure than me.)
You're not unproductive and you're certainly not unloved!
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Date: 2003-05-23 11:32 am (UTC)The tongs are definitely a throwback (leftover?) to medieval torture devices and I hate them. Boo hiss for the tongs!
10 year olds would never have such excellent taste in hats though. *grins*
I've told you I think you're gorgeous, right? You have the sweetest smile. *squiiiiish* :)
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Date: 2003-05-24 05:59 am (UTC)P.S. I've lost that hat! Woe woe!
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Date: 2003-05-23 11:05 am (UTC)UNLOVED!?!? I'll kill the bitch for that!! *GLOMPS!* Nevviepoo, you are the bestest that ever was and is -- don't let some scrawny shiksa with an eating disorder tell you otherwise!!!
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Date: 2003-05-23 11:29 am (UTC)That's a wicked new icon love. :)
HA! She was a shiksa, definitely. I bet her mother never showed her love by telling her to eat more pie! *laughs*
*snugggggggggggggggggggles* Bytheway, you're the best. Am only slightly best. So there. ;-)
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Date: 2003-05-23 12:04 pm (UTC)hornyhumble acolytes.no subject
Date: 2003-05-23 05:07 pm (UTC)Me so horny, so so horny....*bump n' grind*
*rotfl*
This icon makes me think of you too
"Ooohhh, I'm so hot now! Come, my Lieblings, upstaaairs!"
Re: This icon makes me think of you too
Date: 2003-05-23 05:06 pm (UTC)*LMAO*
So tell me whatcha want, whatcha really really want!
I want (uh!)
I want (uh!)
I really really really want Alan Cumming naked and tied to my bed. A zig a zig aaahhh!
:D
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Date: 2003-05-23 05:08 pm (UTC)*holds you close and sits you on his knee*
You're perfect, but if you want to change it's up to you.
Just don't fret about it, and remember that starvation is not the answer, no matter what any 'expert' might say. It just makes your body hang on to what food you eat, instead of using it to power your mighty intellect :)
*beepsyournose and kisses your paw*
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Date: 2003-05-23 05:14 pm (UTC)*purrrrs and rests her head on your shoulder*
Stop being so far away.
I need you.
*cling*
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Date: 2003-05-24 06:26 pm (UTC)Can you tell I'm just in a smashing mood? ;)
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Date: 2003-06-25 11:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-07-04 02:36 am (UTC)be well <3xox